Sound policies for a better USA?

I’ve been thinking about the fact that well over a third of all Americans think that the US government has been contacted by aliens. This means that the promise to reveal secret government files on Area 52 might be a very good political platform. In between that and revealing the truth about Big Foot someone might get the numbers to start moving into Pennsylvania Ave. Good thing that voting machines don’t believe in such silly things and – as a solid voting block – will back the candidate who promises to do the most to bring about Armageddon and Rapture.