Ever done the Vatican shuffle?

Here’s a neat trick to learn if hypocrisy is your friend. If someone is doing something you don’t like, shout, “That’s disgusting, it’s completely unnatural!” Then, if they point out that animals have been doing it for millennia, shout, “That’s disgusting, you are behaving like an animal!” Sometimes, for the hell of it, start with the second option and go from there. Guaranteed winner, just leaves me wondering if animals are capable of hypocrisy.